About two weeks into the Trump Administration, each day brings news more surreal than the last. Laws are being rewritten, challenged, and in many cases simply ignored – which brings us to the area of real concern. As you may recall, last fall, in a rare moment of lucidity and sense of purpose, Congress allocated $1.5 billion for the development of funkier bass lines, super-tight horn sections, and dance-crazy keyboard patterns. Even Congress had noticed that today’s bass lines had steadily grown less booty-shaking, that horn sections had become undisciplined, and that keyboardists were playing something that could only be described as melodic. Once our new President notices this law, it will be gone without even a single tweet to let us know.

So, the (((Rhythm Dogs))) are planning a protest this Saturday night, 8:00 at O’Connor’s, 7850 SW Capitol Highway in Multnomah Village, to ensure that Americans for years to come will have ample beats to get them outta their seats. Join Mark Burdon, Mary-Sue Tobin, Chuk Barber, Greg Scholl, Chris Azorr, and Mark von Bergen, and let’s Make America Funky Again! $5 cover to fund these efforts. Red hats sold separately.